Archive for March, 2006
FINALLY
31 March 2006the movie industry is giving me something I can feel. And justifying my trip to “She’s The Man” last night, with this trailer: Stick It which is going to be downloaded to my rrrPod faster than you can say “little girls in pretty boxes.” Let’s recap: From the writer of Bring It On… containing the [...]
on yearbook quotes and hipsters
30 March 2006Some things of note. 1. I am going to go see Amanda Bynes in She’s The Man tonight. Hysterical for the obvious reasons, but in the event that you doubt my commitment to this viewing, please know that the adorable boy asked me if I wanted to come out and meet two of his close [...]
The Yes List
29 March 2006Though it is sometimes hard to make me happy–particularly if you are the Bitchy McBitcherson who stood between me and the green beans on the lunch buffet for an inordinate amount of time an hour ago (sweetie, next time I’m sure you can find a heroin addict to steal smack from. You’d be much better [...]
Another uh-mAH-zing idea I want to have thought of first
28 March 2006Someone– someone AMAZING– is blogging their way through the Babysitter’s Club Books. Seriously, does it get any better than this: I am going to be a writer; or, BSC #47: Mallory on Strike Holy crap! Mallory is annoying! I had totally forgotten just how lame she is! This is the first Mallory book I’ve read [...]
Please, please, please tell me my alumni donations to towards giving douches like this scholarships
28 March 2006On the off off chance she hasn’t heard of it, I would suggest you stay out of Kate’s way once she realizes that her esteemed undergrad institution also spat out this guy, who could have benefited greatly from the Big Book Of Common Sense When Considering Plagarism: 1. Don’t call any famous black leaders “communists.” [...]
Puppy Redux: Deuces Wild
28 March 2006Another fun thing about funerals is that they sometimes land everyone immediately biologically related to me in one place, which you “normal” people who aren’t “from broken homes” call things like “Christmas” and “Thanksgiving,” but for me, it’s like a solar eclipse, or having class get canceled on a really nice spring day, or getting [...]
Also:
27 March 2006At Jordan’s BDay throwdown the DJ played some INSANELY kickass dance remix of Don’t Stop Believing. I don’t have ANY kickass dance remixes of Journey songs, so to know that one is out there in the universe without me to love it hurts my heart. I only have iTunes, so I need someone who steals [...]
The Sporting Life
27 March 2006I had a brief, shining moment last week where I was fifth– FIFTH!- in my NCAA pool. Lest you think this is slightly less awesome than it actually was, you should know that this was out of about 37 people, and I’m currently defeating– and by defeating, I mean they are coming in close to [...]
cue john williams instrumental
27 March 2006Please, all I really want out of life is proof of how the dinosaurs died. Is that so hard?
if you take my drugs from me, FDA, I will kill you.
27 March 2006well, in reality, I’ll probably just shake my fist angerly before crawling into bed for 14 straight hours. Stimulants like Ritalin lead a small number of children to suffer hallucinations that usually feature insects, snakes or worms, according to federal drug officials, and a panel of experts said on Wednesday that physicians and parents needed [...]