Archive for September, 2006
Apparently, the fame he got from penning the school song just left him hungry for more glory
28 September 2006Dustin “Screech” Diamond sex tape leaked.
Go read it
28 September 2006And we’ve once again come to the part of the program where I tell you what I’ve been reading and why you should read it, too, interspersed with needless information about my high school experience that will never do anyone any good. Hooray! Part One: She’s The Devil In Disguise I’ve liked Maureen Johnson (see [...]
In a word, legendary
22 September 2006Ted: Don’t say that! You’re too liberal with the word legendary! {flashback to Barney in a snowsuit, holding a shovel} Barney: We’re building an igloo in Central Park! It’s going to be legendary! Snow-suit up! ~How I Met Your Mother ****************************** 6:32 pm Incoming Voicemail: Cris, it’s Bud– just wanted to see what was going [...]
Things I’m Not Okay With
21 September 2006Skinny jeans. ******************** Unrealted (though, I suppose, vaguely related in that I am also Not Okay with this): Blogger is not my friend today and is not letting me express my thoughts on the Homecoming voting practices of my high school OR upload pictures of my tiny turtles taken with my tiny, perfect, adorable new [...]
The amount of pirate-related email I’m getting today is frightening
19 September 2006And also, awesome.
My phone rang at 8:03 this morning
19 September 2006Older Brother: Cris? Cristin: Hi. What are you doing? Older Brother: Driving to work. What are you doing? Cristin: Um, blow drying my hair. Older Brother: I wanted to tell you that it’s national talk like a pirate day. Cristin: INTERnational talk like a pirate day. Older Brother: Oh. Right!
My boys win the NL East
19 September 2006To say I am giddy is something of an understatement. As is saying that I’m terrified. Don’t go breaking my heart, boys.
Brown paper packages tied up in string
18 September 2006I did that publishing course thing right out of college, which ostensibly gave me the skillz I needed to acquire and then do my first job in publishing (shhh, no it didn’t. Don’t tell, I’m still paying it off), but really just served as a venue to meet some kickass people (plus this tiny one, [...]
PSA
18 September 2006From my favorite high school teacher, regarding a foundation created in honor of one of her family members: Fight Domestic Violence
Rough break
16 September 2006Bad news for you all… I just bought a digital camera, so as soon as it arrives I’m guessing this blog will become entirely devoted to pictures of my turtles. Or, alternatively, me dressed up as a pirate. At least I warned you.