Things I’m Not Okay With
13 November 2006I don’t have a problem with many “performance-based” items… I like my jelly beans, my sports drinks, and my prescription drugs to all be performance-enhancing. But not my feminine hygiene products. Whatever, playtex, sit on it. (Literally! HAH! …okay, sorry, it’s monday).
3 Responses to “Things I’m Not Okay With”
November 13th, 2006 at 3:40 pm
Things I AM okay with: that hysterectomy back in ’99 that makes it not impossible, but pointless to experience a Sport Tampon first-hand. Yay, menopause!!
November 14th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
If said sport tampon is superior, why isn’t it just new tampon? Out with the old!
November 16th, 2006 at 12:22 am
I should post this AFTER I see you Friday, so you’re not shamed into canceling on me – but I actually purchased these tampons. But only because they were on sale – literally half as expensive as the regular kind. I should point out that they have not improved my athletic abilities in the slightest, but my self-esteem was given a big boost after I read the inspirational sayings on the applicator wrapper. These include “Go team go!” and, my favorite, “Focus on your goals, not your period.” I only wish I was kidding.