Archive for March, 2007
My single greatest contribution to society
29 March 2007In case you’re not already one of the hordes of lunatics kicking and screaming over Tifaux March Madness (McDreamy vs. George Clooney! Stop the insanity!): The Mens Tournament is up and running. Women are in the second round. Also, great to see so many parents getting into the fray, if only for this comment trail, [...]
26 March 2007
Nightmares!
Must be (almost) April
26 March 2007Which means I’ll be spending the next 6 months or so force-feeding you more information than anyone could ever need/ want about The (Other) Boyfriend, Mets’ 3rd baseman David Wright. In an odd, online, choose your own adventure decision, the home office is allowing fans to choose David’s batting box song which, to my recollection, [...]
Out of Office Reply
26 March 2007So, the bad news is, I’m away at a work conference for a week and not spending as much intimate time on my laptop as I’m used to. Sob. On the upswing, I am here:
(stolen from the online slideshow) and yesterday we were in a meeting where Tom Brokaw showed up, gave everyone an NCAA [...]
No one does anything on fridays anymore
23 March 2007Tomorrow my entire department is leaving for sales conference (in florida, where the humidity will do truly awesome things to my hair). I’ve learned today that the day before sales conference is kind of like the day of prom– everyone leaves at noon to “get ready.” Of, if you’re on my floor, you just don’t [...]
Yes, I have my reasons for Google image searching jon stewart
22 March 2007And, happily, here’s the first image returned. Go Tribe!
I also enjoy paying your social security
21 March 2007Old people seem to really enjoy talking to me. I file these people away with the same ones that seem to think I am extremely good at giving directions, not just to exact locations but to vague ones that may or may not exist at all (”Is there a jewish bookstore nearby?” “Isn’t there a German restaurant [...]
This week in pirates
20 March 2007The Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End trailer is up. No hints of Keith Richards.
the madness continues
20 March 2007The little brother re: Tifaux Madness.
As much as I want to participate in this event, I can not. You have, probably without realizing it, put me into an extremely difficult position, one I have been desperately trying to avoid for the better part of the last year, namely deciding between my two biggest celebrity crushes, [...]
March Madness for the Rest of Us
19 March 2007If you’re anything like me, then you’re currently sittin’ pretty in 40th place of your basketball bracket tournament. NEVER FEAR.
The Tifaux foursome just undertook our first group project, which involved 3 of us listing all of the hot people in TV we can think of and then Maggie learning many new and exciting computer applications and [...]