Must be (almost) April
26 March 2007Which means I’ll be spending the next 6 months or so force-feeding you more information than anyone could ever need/ want about The (Other) Boyfriend, Mets’ 3rd baseman David Wright. In an odd, online, choose your own adventure decision, the home office is allowing fans to choose David’s batting box song which, to my recollection, was Brass Monkey last year. And they’ve given you a wide variety of asskicking tunes to choose from… including, uh, Coldplay’s “Clocks” (sure to inspire fear in any yankee) and “Soul Meets Body” by Death Cab. They’ve also ignored my frequent request to be cc’d on anything involving my (other) boyfriend, because I would have suggested the song I have picked out for when I come up from the minors (Sweet Child O’ Mine).
Listen, if I’m at Shea and my boy comes strolling out to Omarion, there’s going to be hell to pay.
{14 days until opening day!}
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