a really important update about my day
27 May 2008I took today off so I could pack and paint my apartment. Here are some things I’ve been doing instead:
- Deciding it was a good day to eat oreos for breakfast (12 of them, to be specific)
- Deciding it was a good day to break my One Diet Soda Per Week Rule (I have an addictive personality. One is too many and a hundred is never enough, as they tell you in AA {I hear, anyway}. If I don’t have rules for things like this someday they’ll breakdown the door to my as-yet-unrented future apartment to find me lying on my back in a sea of coke cans, flapping my arms and legs and making an Aluminum Angel while reciting the prologue to the Canterbury Tales in middle english at alvin and the chipmunks speed like a crack addicted ferret) just to “see what happens” when I have, let’s say, six diet pepsis in a day. Cousin Erin weighs in: “Are you spacing them out, like one an hour, or is just one after another?” I haven’t decided yet. I’m hoping that this will have the same effect as when people who are trying to quit smoking switch to unfiltereds– that I’ll get so grossed out by it all that I won’t ever want any again. Today seems like a good day to test this.
- Listening to 99 Red Balloons on repeat. “This is it, boys, this is war!” Eff yeah!
- Not painting
- Not packing
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