Archive for 'God is my Co-Pirate' Category
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1 October 2007It’s officially Rocktober. This has always been my favorite month, what with its inclusion in my favorite season and it’s Perfectly Good Excuse To Wear Your Pirate Costume and all. The lineup for Rocktober 2007: Don’t Be Fooled By The Rock That I Got includes two weddings rounding out my record breaking wedding season, a [...]
The Day Is Mine, Part 2
19 September 2007The day is mine!
19 September 2007Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day!
this week in pirates: CNN edition
28 August 2007You can keep your Bluebeards and your Blackbeards. The most successful pirate of all time controlled a fleet of more than 1,500 ships and upwards of 80,000 sailors — and she did it all without the help of facial hair. via Georgia Ally
saying thank you is the new being an inconsiderate ass
26 August 2007When I lived with Marie, which was now three years ago and who is now a resident of the great state of California, which would be fine except I have a lot of difficulty understanding time zones and therefore call her a lot less than I’d like to, I was amazed by how much she [...]
Things you should know about
24 August 2007Anna has a new friend who used to work at Pirate Capital LLC and reports that the office is decorated like a pirate ship. And their motto is “Surrender the booty.” Best. Hedge Fund. Ever. *************************************** I got a blackberry at work yesterday and, after an initial phase of hating it, decided that naming it would [...]
this week in pirates
8 June 2007Tifaux’d thoughts on the Pirate Master reality show.
This week in pirates- my next career
5 June 2007Pirate Comedy Writer Needed for Major Comedian A new concept of a Pirate Comedian, who is currently in consideration for TV, will also be doing a touring comedy show based on Pirates. Pirate jokes without AAARRRRRRR as the punch, will be accepted. Jokes are reviewed and evaluated and paid, much like Jay Leno does. (via [...]
a pirate’s life for me
28 May 2007So, I went to go see the pirates movie this weekend. Naturally. If you haven’t seen it yet and have any vague plans on seeing it you should stop reading this now as I’m about to totally ruin it for you. Actually, you should stop reading after this sentence: Stay through the credits in the [...]
‘Drunken Pirate’ sues school
30 April 2007A woman denied a teaching degree on the eve of graduation because of a MySpace photo has sued the university. Millersville University instead granted Stacy Snyder a degree in English last year after learning of her Web-published picture, which bore the caption “Drunken Pirate.”