Archive for 'punishment for shoplifting in some countries' Category
somebody’s getting married
25 June 2007Our former head of sales at work used to talk about how lonely it was to have his job. “No one ever sits next to me at meetings,” he’d say, which is entirely true (it’s scary sitting next to the head honcho) and also really sad and makes me wonder how much fun it could [...]
Footloose
14 May 2007Sometimes I do things in my sleep that I don’t remember later (heh. heh. hehhehheh. okay, not like that). Like on Saturday when my mom called me while I was napping, I reportedly told her that I wasn’t feeling well and had to call her back. I don’t know why I felt the need to [...]
This week in The {Other} Boyfriend
4 April 2007His friends note, almost apologetically, that he is unwaveringly polite and humble, and even those who hate him admit that … actually, scratch that. No one hates David Wright. In fact, when people talk about him, they tend to fall back on a certain refrain: “I’m sorry, but you’ve just got to love the kid.” [...]
happy (pirate) valentines day!
14 February 2007make your own candy heart here.
Husband?!
13 February 2007So, Joe got married. I owe my friends an online photo gallery of the blessed event, along with witty captions of each of the 116 pictures I took (most likely more than I’ve taken at all the other weddings I’ve been to combined {5} since college). It was “due” to them over a week ago but, [...]
now taking suggestions
14 November 2006Should The Boyfriend and I not come to an untimely demise over the course of the next 3 weeks (by that I mean, should we not break up and NOT should we not get hit by buses and whathave you), I have to figure out a way to express Hey, Thanks For Not Breaking Up [...]
Have some tiny pictures of or related to Kyle’s wedding
30 October 2006Me and the man himself, and the rehearsal dinner: Yeah, still figuring out that whole “sizing” thing with the new camera. Anyway, happy couple: And because I am a shameless show-off and because you all probably need an incentive to get married, here’s the blanket I made them in honor of [...]
oh right, I have a blog and stuff
25 October 2006First off, can I just say how pumped I am to have Jay-Z out of retirement? I also love his Every time I try to get out they pull me back in/ can’t leave rap alone, the game needs me attitude. Hova is clearly the Sinatra of my generation. Except with better jewelry and that [...]
May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door. ~Irish Wedding Toast
18 October 2006During freshman orientation at my college, they forced us to have fun. There were required social events, and you got in trouble if you missed them. This might seem a little excessive, but my school was filled with nerds who derived their greatest joy from realizing that their roommate had spent TWO LESS HOURS studying [...]
Mash!
6 October 2006Remember that? From elementary school? Mansion, apartment, shack, house? Now you can have a computer do it for you! (Also, The Boy Book is awesome and has the cutest cover on earth, and I want you all to read it).