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if you don’t know me by now you will never never never know me
16 June 2008I spend a lot of time and money on Amazon. More so than any other retail site or store, easily. Which is why it’s so upsetting that they haven’t figured out which email blasts would work on me.
(Click picture to enlarge). So, let me get this straight– you’re trying to sell me a device that [...]
Elsewhere
10 October 2007I am about to be gone until Monday night. First I am going to spend a few days talking about princess sticker books while wearing a suit (can’t say that about your job, can you?) and then I’m headed to VA to see the tiniest stickles, and get in some quality time with Allison while [...]
Don’t Stop Believin’
21 December 2006Despite being produced by and born among a bunch of Crazy Christians, I have never been to mass on Christmas day. Not once. My family had the best possible out on Christmas– we had Father Bob, my great uncle, who started in the seminary when he was 12 was a man of God his whole [...]
Things I want
14 December 20061. VOTE FOR TIFAUX!
2. I’ve developed a small obsession with Christmas music, which is a problem I’ve never had before. This past weekend I spent an embarrassing amount of money on iTunes working on my mp3 collection. (I later called The Boyfriend, terribly proud of myself, and recited the new songs I had. He started [...]
Tis the season: Part one
11 December 2006I’ve been meaning to do a Christmas gift guide since, like, Halloween, because nothing makes me happier than buying presents (don’t you all just want to be/ stay my friend now) but let’s be frank, if you haven’t started shopping you are probably screwed by now. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em. You’ll nail it [...]
Out of Office Reply
5 November 2006At a work conference until Thursday. We’ll talk soon.
I’m imaginary
27 October 2006HowManyOfMe.com
There are:
0
people with my name
in the U.S.A.
How many have your name?
A small world after all
12 October 2006I was on the phone with groom-to-be Kyle tuesday night, discussing his upcoming wedding weekend the accompanying general insanity (one of the invites to the festivities refused to come because her boyfriend–some rando nonfriend of the couple in question– wasn’t included with her invite. I don’t even know this girl, and I want to hit [...]
special discount for robots named kevin
4 October 2006According to the most trustworthy source, ever, (tmz.com), the screech sex tape is going to retail for $49.95. This is seriously disrupting my plans to buy it and have a viewing party bookended by DVR’d episodes of Saved By The Bell. Who is paying $50 for this? I think $30 would even be pushing it. [...]
PSA
18 September 2006From my favorite high school teacher, regarding a foundation created in honor of one of her family members:
Fight Domestic Violence