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PSA
18 September 2006From my favorite high school teacher, regarding a foundation created in honor of one of her family members: Fight Domestic Violence
Rough break
16 September 2006Bad news for you all… I just bought a digital camera, so as soon as it arrives I’m guessing this blog will become entirely devoted to pictures of my turtles. Or, alternatively, me dressed up as a pirate. At least I warned you.
Like it’s my job
12 September 2006So, it looks like the professional spectrum of my life just might, henceforth, be filled with more pressing and interesting projects than “clear paper jam in area 3,” which is awesome, even though it cuts into my blogging time greatly. Such is life. I’m a big fan of NewJob thus far, and I think I [...]
Top ways in which one should not attempt to lose their 29-years-in-the-making virginity
11 September 2006By having Jane magazine pimp you out. I love Jane, they’re in my top 3 monthly magazine list (sara, did that make your head explode? No? How about this, then: PANTIES. Or, just as bad: MOIST), but, come ON. Are you really trying to lose it on the internet? I refuse to believe that she [...]
Eew! Eew! Ewe?
11 September 2006Python pictured after swallowing a pregnant sheep. Grossssss. Almost as bad as: Python bursts after eating alligator. EW.
what’s your fantasy?
24 August 2006From The Sports Guy: Q: The other night I woke up in mid-laugh. I was dreaming of something so great that it needed to be shared with you. In my dream I was attending a “Saved By the Bell” fantasy camp where we (the campers) would act out our favorite episodes. We used the actual [...]
Your little girl, all grown up
22 August 2006I’ve never considered myself to be technically an adult, though I suppose at this point I probably should. When I graduated from college my dad showed me an article that claimed most people no longer see graduation as the adulthood turning point, that it’s now somewhere closer to 27 or 28 years old, and I [...]
Bring her to me, Amazon
22 August 2006Season two of Veronica Mars releases on DVD today. Which means for the rest of the week, I’ll be holding my breath every time the mail guy walks by (“CDs? Veronica Mars? CDs? Veronica Mars?”) and will be unavailable over labor day weekend, save some brief downtown barbequing, while I lock myself in my apartment [...]
Are You There, God? It’s Me, Elisabeth
21 August 2006Sorority friend Elisabeth recently did a posting about how hearing a certain song can cause you to instantly flash to a place, time, or person. I’ve been thinking about the same thing a lot, pretty much ever since I turned the morning news on last week (MTV’s video wake up and sportscenter were both at [...]
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18 August 2006Voicemail: Thursday, 5:32pm “Hi, Cristin, it’s your brother, Patrick. I thought you might be interested to know that there’s a video making the rounds on YouTube of your girl Kelly Clarkson at a metal cover band show getting called up on stage to sing Sweet Child O’ Mine with the band. Unfortunately, the lead singer [...]