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Happy Mothers’ Day!

12 May 2008

http://www.thingsididlastnight.com/
via Allison. Thank god for her.

I am willing to miss kickball for this. That makes it huge.

8 May 2008

Thank God jesse and marisa are on top of their game and can keep me posted as to what my family members are doing– remember a few weeks ago when my brother’s band got all famous and stuff? They’re opening for Los Campesinos on monday, 5/19 at the Bowery Ballroom– I am scheduled to play [...]

game on

15 April 2008

The Ninja Replacement Score for Literature: for how many characters in a book would replacement by ninjas be considered an improvement? (Best score: zero; Worst score: All)

Maggie’s Birthday Card

4 March 2008

worth a thousand words

30 January 2008

I’ve probably mentioned in passing that my company has a Fun Committee. Whenever a confused outsider asks what they do, I reply “they decide how to spend the Fun Budget,” and that usually confuses people even more. Basically, they are on an eternal Fun Hunt on behalf of us all, and as a result of [...]

If you’re having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son

28 January 2008

For the pun-appreciative community– today we’re voting on names for our office kickball team. The options:
Matzoh Ballers
99 Problems But A Pitch Ain’t One
Green Eggs and Slam
Sure Plays a Mean Kickball
Kix: Kid Tested, Your Mother Approved
Ballbusters
Balls to the Wall
Kick It
How The Grinch Stole First Base
She’s a Kick… House
Life’s a Pitch
You can understand why I’m having such a [...]

Just to embarrass him.

22 January 2008

What do you get the children’s book editor who has everything?

I owe massive thank yous to jeremy (who, when I was like “How do you commemorate this?” went, “frame something”) and Fee, who tracked that sticker down via her kids’ book connections after I had ransacked the school & library marketing departments of 4 different [...]

Another one down

19 November 2007

Oh, I forgot to tell you, like a month ago Eryn totally got married. I know, right? Crazy!

Guys, remember that one time in college?? That was great.
And I had a fantastic time at the wedding, reception, and afterparty.

A united front of C/hristi/ens.
Photo Gallery here!

you learn something new every day

12 November 2007

Of all the things I have Book Club Maggie to thank for, introducing me to the game Celebrity is high on the list. I tried to explain the rules of the game to someone recently but all I came up with was “It’s like Catchphrase, and Charades, only way, way, way awesomer.” As with most [...]

Katie had a birthday. I, it seems, had a great time:

24 October 2007

 

It’s driving me out of my mind/ That’s why it’s hard for me to find
Can’t get it outta my head/ Miss her, kiss her, love her {wrong move you’re dead}
That girl is poison!
Never trust a big butt and smile!
More here (pictures, not bel biv devo lyrics)

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